NATHAN: Listen up everyone, I have a copy of everything due for this month for each one of you. It will show an equal, consolidated amount we all have to contribute to pay for the bills: Internet, water, gas, electricity, landscaping, trash, and pool maintenance.
(Hands out copies)
JACOB: $42.71. That's all? Cash all right?
NATHAN: I take cash, credit, PayPal, money order, and personal check. Though if the personal check gets rejected you will have to pay the fines associated with it.
EDDIE: Oh man, I only have Bitcoin.
NATHAN: I will look into cryptocurrencies if such method is preferred by you Eduardo.
SANDRA: I think he's kidding Nate.
(Hands out copies)
JACOB: $42.71. That's all? Cash all right?
NATHAN: I take cash, credit, PayPal, money order, and personal check. Though if the personal check gets rejected you will have to pay the fines associated with it.
EDDIE: Oh man, I only have Bitcoin.
NATHAN: I will look into cryptocurrencies if such method is preferred by you Eduardo.
SANDRA: I think he's kidding Nate.
EDDIE: Please call me "Eddie." Eduardo sounds so formal. It also sounds like when my dad was about to whoop me with the belt. Eduardo!
NATHAN: Ok, Eddie. Give me the money but no later than tomorrow please. I will give you a receipt.
DYLAN: Will it be a paper receipt or electronic?
(Everyone laughs)
NATHAN: Both actually. I have your e-mail addresses in file if you request going paperless.
KATIE: I want to go paperless!
NATHAN: Consider it done.
CARMEN: Not me. I want paper. If you look at my email banner on my phone you'll see over a thousand unread emails.
NATHAN: One thousand? I can't close my phone until I have checked every single one.
JACOB: You read all your e-mails? You are one weird dude. All I do is delete, delete, delete. If I get one from you man, I would probably delete it.
DYLAN: You know what I want to delete? My grades.
SANDRA: I want to delete myself from this centure for I belong in a different era.
EDDIE: Ok Miss Miniver Cheevy...I want to delete what i just heard.
NATHAN: Edwin Arlington Robinson. Very good refrence Edua--Eddie. Can I please have my money?
CARMEN: Not me. I want paper. If you look at my email banner on my phone you'll see over a thousand unread emails.
NATHAN: One thousand? I can't close my phone until I have checked every single one.
JACOB: You read all your e-mails? You are one weird dude. All I do is delete, delete, delete. If I get one from you man, I would probably delete it.
DYLAN: You know what I want to delete? My grades.
SANDRA: I want to delete myself from this centure for I belong in a different era.
EDDIE: Ok Miss Miniver Cheevy...I want to delete what i just heard.
NATHAN: Edwin Arlington Robinson. Very good refrence Edua--Eddie. Can I please have my money?
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