JACOB: Hey Nathan.
NATHAN: How can I help you?
JACOB: Did your grandpa ever owned a Ferrari?
NATHAN: I don't think so. He has been loyal to BMW since he could afford one. Why do you ask?
JACOB: That Ferrari up there. Is that his?
NATHAN: Yeah.(brings it down)Its actually a VHS rewinder.
JACOB: No way. This is so cool. I thought it was one of those model cars. This is an antique man. Does it work?
NATHAN: I believe it does. There's a box in the garage with VHS tapes. Would you like get one?
JACOB: Yes. Let's go.
(They go to the garage)
(They go to the garage)
NATHAN: I found it.
JACOB: Nice. Look at all these videos. Die Hard, The Lion King, Titanic, Apollo 13, My Cousin Vinny, Congo, Notting Hill. Cool, is that relic a TV-VCR unit?
NATHAN: Yeah, it's my grandpa's. Pick one and we'll try the rewinder.
JACOB: Cats. Lets go.
(they go back to the living room)
(they go back to the living room)
NATHAN: Ok. Its ready to go.
JACOB: (takes tape out)Hello, What's this? This is not Cats, its an "X" rated video. This is your dad's porn. Or your grandpa's.
NATHAN: So sorry you had to see that. This box used to be in my dad's room.
JACOB: Very nice, the ol' hiding-the-video-where-mom-wont-find-it trick. Your dad was cool.
NATHAN: I'll dispose of it.
JACOB: Don't throw it away yet. I'd like to hang on to it. Just curious. Wanna watch?
NATHAN: No thanks. You can keep it and...uh, I don't need it back.
JACOB: Thanks man. I'll be in the garage.
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