Friday, August 30, 2019

Room for 7: ferrari

JACOB: Hey Nathan.

NATHAN: How can I help you?

JACOB: Did your grandpa ever owned a Ferrari?

NATHAN: I don't think so. He has been loyal to BMW since he could afford one. Why do you ask?

JACOB: That Ferrari up there. Is that his?

NATHAN: Yeah.(brings it down)Its actually a VHS rewinder.

JACOB: No way. This is so cool. I thought it was one of those model cars. This is an antique man. Does it work?

NATHAN: I believe it does. There's a box in the garage with VHS tapes. Would you like get one?

JACOB: Yes. Let's go.

(They go to the garage)

NATHAN: I found it.

JACOB: Nice. Look at all these videos. Die Hard, The Lion King, Titanic, Apollo 13, My Cousin Vinny, Congo, Notting Hill. Cool, is that relic a TV-VCR unit?

NATHAN: Yeah, it's my grandpa's. Pick one and we'll try the rewinder.

JACOB: Cats. Lets go.

(they go back to the living room)

NATHAN: Ok. Its ready to go.

JACOB: (takes tape out)Hello, What's this? This is not Cats, its an "X" rated video. This is your dad's porn. Or your grandpa's.

NATHAN: So sorry you had to see that. This box used to be in my dad's room.

JACOB: Very nice, the ol' hiding-the-video-where-mom-wont-find-it trick. Your dad was cool.

NATHAN: I'll dispose of it.

JACOB: Don't throw it away yet. I'd like to hang on to it. Just curious. Wanna watch?

NATHAN: No thanks. You can keep it and...uh, I don't need it back.

JACOB: Thanks man. I'll be in the garage.

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