CASHIER: Hi welcome to Mike's my name is Candace can I take your order?
EDDIE: Hi Candace. Yes, I will have a cheeseburger with fries, extra pickles and a Sprite. Please.
CANDACE: Would you like a small, medium or large Sprite?
EDDIE: Go big or go home.
CANDACE: What?
EDDIE: Sorry. Large please.
CANDACE: Anything else?
EDDIE: Yes, my friend would like a burger, no dressing, no onions, and a large diet Coke. Please.
CARMEN: Burger means no cheese! And make sure the lettuce doesn't have brown spots, the tomatoes are fresh sliced and my fries are freshly cooked! I don't want fries left under the heat lamp! I can tell the difference between those and fresh cooked ones as soon as I eat the first one when I get home!
CANDACE: Will that be all?
EDDIE: Yes. That will be all. Thank you for your patience. Jeez Carmen, do you have to do this every time we get a burger? And I though I was the annoying one.
CARMEN: I don't care. I pay for my food and I expect to get what I pay for.
EDDIE: This is not a gourmet burger joint. This combo is only $7.99 plus tax. I bet they're laughing their ass off in the kitchen.
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