SAMANTHA: (knocks on bathroom) Hurry up! You've been there for an hour!
DYLAN: Chill you crazy lady! I'm almost done. (flushes toilet, opens door) There! Just so you know, my body likes to eliminate solid waste in the morning.
SAMANTHA: What the hell die in there? Gross! We eat the same things. How can men make the bathroom stink like a sewer treatment plant?
DYLAN: I'ts a guy thing, get used to it.
SAMANTHA: Really, an iPad? So magazines and newspapers are not good enough for you.
DYLAN: I don't read when I'm in the toilet, I play Candy Crush. Helps me relax.
SAMANTHA: My nose is starting to sting. I'm going to pass out if I go in there.
DYLAN: You can either wait until the smell dissapears or go in and get ready for work. Wow, look at the time, you're gonna be late.
SAMANTHA: Fine! I hate you for this. I hope you get constipated with your lunch. (slams door)
NATHAN: Does she know we have two other bathrooms?
DYLAN: Chill you crazy lady! I'm almost done. (flushes toilet, opens door) There! Just so you know, my body likes to eliminate solid waste in the morning.
SAMANTHA: What the hell die in there? Gross! We eat the same things. How can men make the bathroom stink like a sewer treatment plant?
DYLAN: I'ts a guy thing, get used to it.
SAMANTHA: Really, an iPad? So magazines and newspapers are not good enough for you.
DYLAN: I don't read when I'm in the toilet, I play Candy Crush. Helps me relax.
SAMANTHA: My nose is starting to sting. I'm going to pass out if I go in there.
DYLAN: You can either wait until the smell dissapears or go in and get ready for work. Wow, look at the time, you're gonna be late.
SAMANTHA: Fine! I hate you for this. I hope you get constipated with your lunch. (slams door)
NATHAN: Does she know we have two other bathrooms?
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